Sunday, June 24, 2007

Women and Diamond



Women and diamond are like two highly reactive chemicals. When mixed together, it'll result in violent chemical reaction and in serious cases: explosion. The volatility of the reaction is directly proportional to the size and weight of the Diamond, reportedly measured in carrots. The bigger the number of carrots can be carried by a diamond, the more passionate energy is emitted from the women. However, be warned. When the carrot count is low, men, brace yourself for impact!

If you haven't known this, know this now. Not all diamonds are the same. There are the Poh Kong's Diamond and there are the Tiffany's. Do not in anyway, equate them, not explicitly and not implicitly. Especially if you do not want to be given an unending lecture on why they are different.

Women and diamond... it's amazing how these little sparkling stone could animate a woman. If you haven't done so already, try this. Test it on your girlfriend, date, mother, sister, or female colleague (But be warned never try this on your fiance and wife. Unless you are prepared for another big hole in you wallet.) Tell them that you have no clue on diamond and ask them what constitutes a good diamond. You'd be surprised at the technical terms thrown out by them. They would know things like the measure of clarity, cutting, flaws and how these are gonna make a difference in the price tag.

Another warning to man. When buying diamond for a woman, make sure you have covered all the bases. If you were really close to your mother, don't forget her when you buy a diamond for your fiance. She might not have said anything, but she will remember this and in serious case, might start a war with your future wife. Same goes with vice versa, for god sake, don't ever buy a diamond for your mum without buying one for your wife!

Apparently, I've been told that engagement ring has to come with a minimum size diamond. For some reason, women equate that to eternal love. Blame it to the tv commercials, but you would still have to fork out the cash. Purportedly, the cost of the ring would show your sincerity of wanting to tie the knot with her. More "logical" women would expect the ring to cost around about your three (3) months income. Then they expect you to kneel down with it.

What happened to those guys who are earning less than the U. K. minimum wages? Well, don't worried, not all women are "logical". There are still women out there that doesn't mind how big is the stone on her wedding band, though these breeds of women is getting rarer. Better still, find one that would buy her own engagement ring and wedding band! When you found one, don't ever let her go! She'd be snatched up in no time if you do.

Women and diamonds... men, let's face it, you can't have one without the other.

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