Men are Pigs, Women are ... Piglets.

It's amazing that how quick a woman would jump into the conclusion:"Men are Pigs." They do it in different ways. If you've paid attention, the most common form is asking the question: "Why is men...." and the question would "naturally" leads to the conclusion:"Men are Pigs."

So, I ask the question:"If men were pigs, what are women then?"

After some soul searching, books reading, women talking, and movie watching (my favourite). I got an answer:"If men were pigs, women will be piglets."

Why? Here's my take:

1) Just like the cute piglets, women (especially the drop dead gorgeous one) can get away with murder.

2) Like piglets, women are given way too much credits than they deserve. E.g. A piglet clumsy movement is perceived as cute, as in a woman throwing tantrum should be forgiven just because, yes, you get it, she's a woman.

3) Piglets are selfish. If you have had rear piglets before, you know what I mean. They don't care about their siblings, to them, the most important thing is to find that nipple to suckle even if they had to climb over their siblings, just like a woman, do you think she really cares if you have had a good time with her? Of course not! What she cares is if SHE have had a good time! No? Then why do women expect men to bring them to expensive restaurants for dinner and the men should pay?

4) So, what happened when a piglet grow up? Yes, you get it. It turns into a pig. That's normally what happened when the piglets go through the growing up process call: Marriage. No? Ask your married guy friends, how many of their once sweet girlfriend had turned into .... well you get the drift.

Here's what I have come up with so far. So, what's the moral of the story? For men, forget it, no matter what you do, men will be pigs. But men, you could do something about your girlfriend/fiance/wife: Make sure she stays a piglet.